NEWS RELEASE For Immediate Release April 1 San Diego, CA - Top Dog Air Combat, a division of Barfstorming Adventures Ltd announced here today successful development of the first supersonic Varga VG-21. The accompanying photograph shows the specially configured aircraft in flight at Mach 3.14159. The distinctive cloud formation behind the aircraft is caused by condensation of moisture in the atmosphere by the sonic shock wave or possibly something in the crew's underwear. Notice that relativistic effects have already begun to reduce the age of the guy in back (GIB) proving that 186,000 miles per second isn't just a good idea, it's the LAW. According to Chief Pilot and Bottle Washer Tom 'Tailspin' Harnish, "Credit for this exciting development has to go to Bill Morrisey, the original designer of the aircraft. That the performance envelope of the aircraft could be extend from cruise speeds around 100 MPH into the supersonic is a testimony to his vision and possibly extensive chemistry experiments conducted in the '60s." Company President 'Cash Register' Kate Lister, on the condition of anonymity, divulged specific details of the technology that made the historic flight possible. Advanced digital technology were key to achieving the results shown. Barfstorming Adventures Ltd, (d.b.a. Biplane, Air Combat & Warbird Adventures) is the largest aviation entertainment company in the US. The company has shared the romance of open cockpit biplane flights, the excitement of air combat, and the nostalgia of warbird missions with a whole bunch of people since a while a ago. The company is US Gov't Certified Grade A approved. Their pilots are sober, don't chew or spit, and have never cracked up.